So here we all are, keeping ourselves busy until October 13, in what seems to be the longest wait ever. Will the governor reemerge? will Hershel grow his leg back? (judging by the trailer…), will Caesar Martinez get even hotter this season? Will zombies start to become a focus of a ‘zombie show’, or will they just take a backseat again while two middle-aged crazy men with big egos hash it out over territory and stuff?
It’s all very exciting.
Cant wait to see Daryl once more on his bike, making a shit load of noise for no particular reason, spouting more one liners then Fat Amy in pitch perfect. Theres just SO much to look forward to, and best of all, ANDREA is dead!
Before we get all excited, I am going to be negative for the next couple of minutes and bring the mood down a notch. I would like to take this opportunity to reflect on all the ‘bloopers’ of this zombie apocalypse, and say to AMC, you need to bring back a bit of realism here guys. And by realism I mean really THINK about what the end of the world entails, because there’s just some stuff I simply can’t get my head round , and we need to address this.
Here are a few choice examples from last season which I personally was not happy with:
1) Carol’s Hair.
Is a perfect crop. Discuss.
2) The Grass.
Am I really going to break this one down? The handyman zombie is not a part of the cast so either reveal him, or let him go. I do not want to see such immaculate grass ever again
3) Magical powder formula.
For la bebe. The baby also needs baby food and stuff. Where the hell are they finding all this powdered formula? I mean really? Where?
4) Cooking-or lack of.
I’d like to see them cook, I’d like to see them eat, I’d like to know the ins and outs, id like to know how its going down. That’s all im saying.
5) Electricity in Woodbury.
Because there is! I’ve seen it…the governor has lights and stuff.
6) Andreas roots
We’ve discussed this before. I’m just pointing it out as an FYI
7) Hershel’s unlimited ammo
ok its season 2 but still worth mentioning.
Where is it coming from? Who is giving these women mascara? WHO? I demand to know
9) Daryl and his designer stubble
Is he shaving? Because Hershel has a cypress hill/Santa thing going on, and yet Daryl is still looking very rock and roll. I wanna know… Is he shaving and does he have access to clippers? and how does he switch them on if they have no electricity? but do they have electricity? hmm….
10) What happens at night?
Where are the candles? what do they do? how do they see?
Fix these issues AMC. and then a zombie apocalypse will make total rational sense to me.
Thank you kindly