Well...what can I say. Round of applause to the guy that made this. YOU sir, deserve a drink. like...where do I even begin? I've spend the past hour shouting profanities at my laptop and wanting a 9 year old dead so badly (even though she's really 33...we'll get there), that my brain is actually overwhelmed … Continue reading Revisited: Orphan
Sometimes I go and watch horror movies and I'm all like "meh". The usual haunted house/scary Japanese chick with long hair/young possessed catholic girl/ hillbillies who eat people situation. As a horror fan you get so used to these formulas then eventually you're just like immune...and often jaded...and that's fine I guess, just a bit … Continue reading Deliver us from tired scripts
Everyone pretty much jizzes their pants whenever you talk about Michael Haneke. I've sat through endless conversations with film grads, excitedly discussing how profound Haneke's work is; how his subtle social commentary and take on violence is "unbelievably thought provoking", how his meticulous and flawless filmmaking practices will haunt you for months, and so forth … Continue reading Funny Games Revisted.
What are we like 5, 6? maybe 7 episodes in, I stopped counting. You know things have hit rock bottom when you just dont give a shit and fall asleep through the end of every episode. Or when Carol drives off into the sunset and you kinda just shrug your shoulders and go 'eh', or … Continue reading Breaking The New Season Silence
You're a perfectly nice person, with a perfectly lovely family. No-one in your household has a history of mental illness, throws any kind of temper tantrums, or even really argues. Generally the overall tone of your residency is mellow, and you're kind of awesome. And then you move into a big old house with a … Continue reading Posession for beginners. How to avoid moving into a demonic house, and other real estate issues
So here we all are, keeping ourselves busy until October 13, in what seems to be the longest wait ever. Will the governor reemerge? will Hershel grow his leg back? (judging by the trailer...), will Caesar Martinez get even hotter this season? Will zombies start to become a focus of a 'zombie show', or will … Continue reading stuff to remember: Apocalypse edition